If The World Could Be Like Woody

Woody is always happy
and always on the move
whether monster cars or wrestling
he never looses his groove

Woody always has a cheerful greeting
for anyone he meets
always handy with a good word
He always sits in the best seats

Woody makes pro wrestling better
though he's never taken a bump
he's always cheering or booing
when others sit there like a lump

If the world could be like Woody
armies wouldn't have to fight
they all would go to wrestling shows
to figure out who's right

Now Woody's 27
his birthday was yesterday.
And I hope this year makes him happy
there's not much more to say

We'll see Woody in Milton
Maybe Pensacola too
Happy wrestling Birthday Woody
Many happy returns to you