A Twisted, Tortured Soul Who Harass Women On Message Board

He fancies himself a smooth talker. But in reality he is nothing but hot air and narcissism. He anonymously types messages of hate by way of his computer keyboard and hides behind empty bluster, immaturity and self aggrandizement. He calls himself "Gulf Coast Shooter" and he is banned from every message board on the GCW system excepting that of one of the kindest most gentle woman I have ever met in at any wrestling event: Sally Sue The Clown.

The picture in the upper right hand quadrant of this blog entry is my artist's rendition of the tortured psychotic sexually impotent individual he really is.

Of course, anonymous hecklers and grafittists are hardly new to the Gulf Coast. This one though, wants us all to believe that he is a wrestler, that he shares a locker room with the upstanding young athletes who gather in wrestling arenas for the purpose of entertaining fan of professional wrestling. But this weak, pathetic individual does not have what it takes to enter the squared circle, an arena of honor and trust. He desperately craves attention and will take it any way he can get it. He is afraid of his own identity because he can never face anyone as himself. He is undereducated because he has the vocabulary of a short-bus schoolboy, and the sharp mind of a Muslim suicide bomber looking for 78 virgins after the vest blows.

Ironically, he is getting attention, but not for the reason he craves. By delivering evil to a good person, he has attracted evil to himself. Very soon now, the forces of retribution will descend on him in the form of an accident, an injury or the death of a loved one, if he ever loved anyone but himself. I have been assured by knowing people that this is the way of karma.

So, Mr. "Gulf Coast Shooter," be assured that something wicked your way comes. I will help Karma if I can to deliver justice to you, but I've been told by the people who know you for the poser you are, that blackness will find you with no help at all.

I am glad to hear it, because in attacking an innocent female fan, you have sullied any connection real or imagined with wrestling.

Next time you hear the words, "Dead man walking," just ignore it. Your fate is sealed anyhow.

Note: photo composited from internet sources and altered to illustrate article.